Well, I went yesterday, and the headless mannequin proved sexier than I. Disappointing indeed. But then! I found something I liked even better. Readers, meet Camellia. Camellia, Readers.
Isn't she lovely?? When I put her on I felt like I should be sitting in Betty Draper's living room, smoking a cigarette out of one of those fancy, old, very feminine cigarette holders, vodka gimlet in hand. *Romantic sigh*
And I don't even like cigarettes.

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